9/20/2023 0 Comments School girl zombie hunter![]() ![]() You fight only within the school and it's not very interesting. Difficulty in the game is based solely on how many zombies they can throw (literally) at you at a time or how much of a bullet sponge certain bosses are. I just finished the game and can only remember that there was a weird one and a stuck up one. It's quite basic and juvenile, which is strange considering the mature age rating. The story might be interesting to a 10 year old. For each, you're ether protecting your base (communicator), going to a destination, or killing zombies. The game is short, with 5 main chapters, with a few levels in each. You unlock outfits and color variations by finding them on the ground or shooting zombie birds in levels. There are shower scenes, well let me clarify: one identical shower scene that you can take each girl through. They do tear after you've taken some damage, and you can choose to throw your outfit off at any time to distract zombies. The outfits look okay, but aren't modeled well and don't flow very well. Your standard school girl outfit, a slightly different school girl outfit, a nurse outfit, Japanese school girl swimsuit (the kind that's not sexy at all), and bloomers. And there's only five sets of clothes (each with color variations). Sorry, no bikini cuts or thongs here, just regular old panties. Flat rear ends on all of them and basically the same set of underwear for each: They only vary by color and pattern (slightly). There's 5 girls, all with the same character model (different breast sizes an heads). I picked this up primarily for the fanservice, and the fanservice is disappointing. I picked this up primarily for the I started playing this game yesterday, and beat it today, that includes unlocking all clothes. But if you want mindless action that you won’t have to think about very deeply - and that you probably shouldn’t think about too deeply, for your own mental well-being - then this game will deliver that in spades.Īksys Games provided us with a School Girl/Zombie Hunter PS4 code for review purposes.I started playing this game yesterday, and beat it today, that includes unlocking all clothes. Sure, I could only bring myself to play School Girl/Zombie Hunter in small doses, and as I was playing all I could think about was how stupid the game was. I’d say that the story or the characters make up for those downsides…but if you’ve read this far, you shouldn’t be surprised to learn that both of those things are lacking, too.īut I’d be lying if I said that I totally hated it. ![]() Zombies just kind of pop into existence in front of you, meaning you spend all your time just spamming the shooting button - which, truthfully, isn’t that bad a thing to be doing, since it distracts you from the ugly-looking environments. Every level can basically be summarized as “Kill all the zombies until the time runs out,” and even if the game gives you a decent array of weapons with which to achieve that goal, they don’t differ from each other all that much. I mean, you have to be willing to make allowances for extremely repetitive gameplay and middling graphics. But provided you can shut your brain off and appreciate it the same way you would, say, some Z-grade schlockfest from the ’70s, it’s not wholly unenjoyable. In other words, as I said before, School Girl/Zombie Hunter is a stupid, stupid game. In fact, School Girl/Zombie Hunter is made for the kind of people who’ll buy DLC that changes the undies into vegetables that (barely) cover up the eponymous school girls’ nether regions. Secondly, School Girl/Zombie Hunter is made for the kind of people who looked at Lollipop Chainsaw and were disappointed that you didn’t get to see the game’s heroine stripped down to her undies. School Girl/Zombie Hunter, by contrast, was made by the people behind games like Drive Girls, Onechanbara, and Senran Kagurua, all of which exist primarily to show how far jiggle physics gaming technology has come. First, Lollipop Chainsaw was written by James Gunn and created by Suda51, which means that there was some pretty impressive talent behind it. “But,” I hear you say, “what about Lollipop Chainsaw? That game sounded trashy, but it was actually surprisingly smart!” And while that’s a fair point, it overlooks a few key factors. Really, if you were expecting a game called “School Girl/Zombie Hunter” to be anything but schlocky, B-movie-level trash, then that’s on you. School Girl/Zombie Hunter is an incredibly stupid game. ![]() Brace yourselves: I have some shocking information to impart. ![]()
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